“Hey, check out this trick. I can make cards FLY! At least for 2 seconds, then you’ll have to pick them up again.”

“Don’t worry, we got God on our side. No, the REAL God, not the one those infidels worship. How do I know? I just know.”

“As long as I have the ports in my arm and neck the rest is software. Do you know where I can get the latest drivers?”