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“You think that’s a lot of veins? Wait ’till I flex my muscles.”

“As long as I have the ports in my arm and neck the rest is software. Do you know where I can get the latest drivers?”

“You would’ve gotten wet if you had to stay out in the rain too you know.”

“Don’t worry, we got God on our side. No, the REAL God, not the one those infidels worship. How do I know? I just know.”

“Eek! I fall!” the amnesiac ladybug shouted. Then, in a flash, it all came back to her. “Oh, right. I can fly.”

“Hey, check out this trick. I can make cards FLY! At least for 2 seconds, then you’ll have to pick them up again.”